Basketball Jokes 2021

If you were searching for new and funny basketball jokes, so you are in a good place. In this article, we are going to show you the best basketball dad jokes. For more funny dad jokes, check this out: Funny Mom Jokes 2021, Funny Kids Jokes 2021, Dirty Dad Jokes 2021.

 

Basketball Dad Jokes

1- What kind of help do alligators offer?

Gatoraid.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

2- What do you call Oakland Indian food?

Stephen curry.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

3- What kind of gate stops you from scoring?

De-Fence.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

4- What do you call fat Broccoli?

Charles Broccoli.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

5- What do you call a bullet wound in a watch?

Shot clock.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

6- What’s the best kind of seasoning?

Kyle Lawry.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

7- What does a Taxi do at Lonzo’s crib?

Pick up Ball.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

8- How do you explain missing practice?

A.I. Really don’t know.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

9- What type of cent chooses a more difficult direction?

Penny Hardaway.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

10- Mexicans love this team.

Lakers, fool.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

11- What happens when the other team uses your spatula?

A Turnover.

Basketball Jokes 2021

 

12- How did Michael Jackson check on Kevin durant?

KD, are you okay?

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13- What place deposits bullets into your savings account?

Bank shot.

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14- What do you call an ugly bride?

Dennis Rodman.

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15- What kind of game did Shakespeare cancel?

Playoff game.

Basketball Jokes 2021

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