Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time 2021

Are you looking for the funniest dad jokes of all time? Here are the funniest 16 dad jokes. I’m sure you gonna be happy with your family and friends while you are reading those jokes. For more dad jokes, check this out: Worst Dad Jokes Of All Time, Greatest Dad Joke Of All Time, Trap Jokes 2021.

 

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

1- If chance the rapper gained weight what would we call him?

Chance the snacker.

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

2- I hurt myself when I was hanging out with Mickey Mouse. Do you know where I hurt myself?

Dis-Knee.

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

3- What do bloods eat when they get sick?

Chicken noodle suwoop!

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

4- If you’re American in your living room, what are you in your bathroom?

Euro-Peein.

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5- What do you call security guards, working at the Samsungsamesung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

6- What kind of car did the iPhone buy?

A charoer.

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7- What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can’t tune a fish.

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8- Who is Tom Hank’s favorite football player?

Russel Wilson.

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

9- Why was the student’s report card wet?

Because it was below c level.

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10- What actor is also good at baseball?

Donald Glover.

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11- What do you call cheese I hat does not belong to you?

Not Cho cheese.

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

12- What did one plate say to another?

“Dinner’s on me!”

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

13- Why did the picture go to prison?

Because it was framed!

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14- Why did Quavo grab his umbrella?

Raindrop.

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15- What did the strawberry say when its song game on?

“That’s my Jam”

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

16- You wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind it’s tearable.

Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time

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