Worst Dad Jokes Of All Time

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Worst Dad Jokes Of All Time

1- Why did the bird collector’s girlfriend get a splinter?

Because he had a woodpecker.

Worst Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

2- Why couldn’t g-unit catch the bus?

They didn’t have 50 Cent.

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3- What did the 2x4 say to the construction worker?

I’m bored.

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4- In China, what do they call the ghost of dead hookers?

Hory spirits.

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5- What do you call it when a bag of heroin signs an ecstasy pill to a recording contract?

A drug deal.

Worst Dad Jokes Of All Time

 

6- What do you call a werewolf from the hood?

Inglewolf.

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7- What do you get when the crips and bloods don’t flush the toilet?

 A whole lotta gang shit.

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8- Usher got a new song coming out with b2k. Do you know what it’s called?

Bump Bump Bump the remix.

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9- This speed is measured when lethargic sex ends with a finger in your chest?

Slowpoke.

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10- R kelly and bill Cosby are making an album together, you know what it’s called?

 Sleepee.

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11- What do you call a street gang full of dudes shaped like Doboy and Suge knights?

 Heavyset.

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12- What do you call it when that same street gang hates trees?

Bigotrees.

Worst Dad Jokes Of All Time

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