Short Dad Jokes 2021

Short Dad Jokes 2021

Are you looking for the new short dad jokes 2021? You are in the best place that can show you the best dad jokes ever. With this new collection of 15 dad jokes, you can have fun with it. For more dad jokes, check those out: Bad Dad Jokes 2021, Dirty Jokes 2021, Trap Jokes 2021.

 

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

1- What does the cheese say after it makes a jump shot?

Swissss.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

2- What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

3- What did the milk get for its sweet 16?

Everything, cuz it was spoiled.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

4- How many South Americans does it take to build a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

5- What time do the lemon and lime wake up?

Sprite and early.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

6- What did the shoes say to the pants?

Whaddup britches!

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

7- What do you call a plant with an STD?

Poison H-IVY.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

8- What’s the difference between tuna,  a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano up, but you pretty much can’t

Piano on no tuna.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

9- Why did the ghost love the apollo?

Because everybody was saying “Booo”

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

10- Why did the boy fear condiments on his food?

Because he really couldn’t relish it.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

11- Why do black people love Hennessy?

Because that’s the only time we get to taste privilege.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

12- Why does the vampire always get picked last?

Because he sucks.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

13- What is a tiger’s favorite car?

A cat-illac.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

14- What do you call police officers in bed?

An undercover cop.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

 

15- What do you call a Latina that sleeps around?

Tac-Hoes.

Short Dad Jokes 2021

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