Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

A new group of dad jokes that starting with a title: Drinking Jokes. These jokes are really funny and I’m sure they gonna make you happy all day and night. We make new dad jokes almost every day, so you can check our last three funny jokes: Terrible Dad Jokes, Neighborhood Jokes, Best Dad Jokes.

 

Drinking Jokes

1- What’s the difference between an ugly woman and a cute woman?

Five Drinks.

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

2- What happened to the girl’s lipstick after she drank a Vodka tonic?

It Smirnoff.

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

3- A woman and a duck walk into a bar

The bartender says “Where’d you get that dog from?” 

The woman says “It’s a duck”

The bartender says, “I’m talkin’ to the duck, bitch!”

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

4- Why won’t the farmer have sex in the barn?

Cause he doesn’t want the Hennessy.

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

5- A good bar is like a good woman. You know why?

Cause liquor in the front and poker in the back.

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

6- What is offset’s favorite drink?

Ba- Cardi!

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

7- What’s Usher’s favorite drink?

Fireball.

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

8- What did Jenny tell Forrest GUMP she wanted to drink?

RUM, Forrest, RUM!

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

9- Did you hear about the peanuts that went out to the Bar last night?

One was a salted.

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

10- Did you hear about the two balls I licked last night?

One was a salted.

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

11- A chicken walks into a Bar

He asks for a patron and pineapple

The bartender says,

“We don’t serve that here, Try the Bar across the road.”

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

12- What’s the worst Alcohol to drink while you’re driving?

Brandy.

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

 

13- A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog.

He starts swinging his dog around in the bar all crazy.

“Man, what the hell are you doin’ He said, “I’m just looking around”

Drinking Jokes That Are Really Funny

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