Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

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Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

1- What’s a plumber’s favorite holiday?

Sink-o de mayo.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

2- Why did the mother make super her family had plenty of soap in the house?

Because family lathers.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

3- Where do Jackets love to party?

Coatchella.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

4- What did the baby cow want to be when he grew up?

A mooooovie Star.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

5- What do you call it when you sleep with a burrito?

A chipotlay.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

6- Why did the boy keep dancing in his sleep?

He kept having dreams about the boogie monster.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

7- Why are Yeezy friends with trump?

He gave him the Kanye west wing.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

8- Why did the wife always use foul language in the house?

It was a family curse.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

9- You want to hear a joke about prostitutes?

Never mind it’s whoreable.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

10- What do you call a rooster that steals?

A crook a doodle doo.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

11- How did Bill Cosby get all those women?

Netflix and Pills.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

12- What did the body-building dinosaur call himself?

Tyrannosaurus flex.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

13- How does Kendrick heal a sore throat?

Loyal Tea, Loyal Tea, Loyal Tea.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

14- What do you call a young mother who is an aspiring rapper?

Young Ma-Ma.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

 

15- Why did the father go barefoot to cheat on his wife?

He didn’t want his son to follow in his footsteps.

Terrible Dad Jokes 2021

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