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Terrible Dad Jokes 2021
1- What’s a plumber’s favorite holiday?
Sink-o de mayo.
2- Why did the mother make super her family had plenty of soap in the house?
Because family lathers.
3- Where do Jackets love to party?
Coatchella.
4- What did the baby cow want to be when he grew up?
A mooooovie Star.
5- What do you call it when you sleep with a burrito?
A chipotlay.
6- Why did the boy keep dancing in his sleep?
He kept having dreams about the boogie monster.
7- Why are Yeezy friends with trump?
He gave him the Kanye west wing.
8- Why did the wife always use foul language in the house?
It was a family curse.
9- You want to hear a joke about prostitutes?
Never mind it’s whoreable.
10- What do you call a rooster that steals?
A crook a doodle doo.
11- How did Bill Cosby get all those women?
Netflix and Pills.
12- What did the body-building dinosaur call himself?
Tyrannosaurus flex.
13- How does Kendrick heal a sore throat?
Loyal Tea, Loyal Tea, Loyal Tea.
14- What do you call a young mother who is an aspiring rapper?
Young Ma-Ma.
15- Why did the father go barefoot to cheat on his wife?
He didn’t want his son to follow in his footsteps.
