Here is the new 14 Football Dad Jokes collection. The collection contains the best dad jokes that can make you laugh loud while you are reading this with your family and friends. For more dad jokes, check this out: Short Dad Jokes 2021, Funniest Dad Jokes Of All Time 2021, Worst Dad Jokes Of All Time.
Football Dad Jokes 2021
1- What’s the lord of the rings favorite football team?
The Philadelphia Smeagols.
2- Which NFL team is great for cell phone companies?
The L.A. Chargers.
3- What did the quarterback eat when he was hungry?
A Roethlisberger.
4- What do you call a cow that jumps offsides?
Beef Jerky.
5- Why did the quarterback play with the GPS on his arm?
So he could locate his receiver.
6- If Cam Newton was a cookie what would he be?
Fig newton.
7- What do you call a Cleveland brown player with a Superbowl ring?
A thief.
8- Why did the kick-off returners career fizzle out?
He couldn’t get his touchback.
9- Why did Stevie Wonder think he could be an offensive lineman?
He figured he could quart.
10- Why are NFL kicker’s also great debaters?
They always make the extra point.
11- Why did the girlfriend not trust her quarterback boyfriend?
She heard he was a QB sneak.
12- What do you call a wide receiver who is great at Yodeling?
Yodel Beckham JR.
13- What was the defensive coordinator’s favorite dessert?
Apple turnovers.
14- Who is the spiciest defensive player in the NFL?
Julius peppers.
