Good Dad Jokes 2021

Good Dad Jokes 2021

New dad jokes that can make you laugh loudly with your family and friends. This new collection contain more than 16 good dad jokes ever. To get more funny jokes, check this out: Bad Dad Jokes 2021, Best Dad Jokes 2021, New Silly Dad Jokes 2021.

 

Good Dad Jokes

 

1- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

IR-Elephant.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

2- Why was Nala so upset with Simba?

He was always lion.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

3- Apparently you can’t use beef stew as a password..

I guess it’s not stroganoff.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

4- Why did the apple watch lose the fight to the grandfather clock?

 The clock had hands.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

5- What’s a tree’s favorite condiment?

Branch Dressing.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

6- What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

7- What’s snoop dog’s favorite cereal?

Weedies.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

8- Did you hear about the restaurant that’s on the moon?

Has amazing food, no atmosphere.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

9- Why did the bird make the cover of GQ magazine?

Because he was so fly.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

10- My dog used to chase people on bike a lot..

It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

11- What’s Lil Wayne’s favorite greeting?

Hiiiiigh.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

12- Why do you call two guys hanging on a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

13- Who’s the best dancer in church?

Usher.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

14- Why do blind people hate skydiving?

It scares the hell out of their dogs.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

15- What do you call a quadruple amputee laying by your front door?

Matt.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

16- Today at the bank, this old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

17- How did the pizza escape oven?

The Do’

Good Dad Jokes 2021

 

18- What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhe-Saurus.

Good Dad Jokes 2021

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