New dad jokes that can make you laugh loudly with your family and friends. This new collection contain more than 16 good dad jokes ever. To get more funny jokes, check this out: Bad Dad Jokes 2021, Best Dad Jokes 2021, New Silly Dad Jokes 2021.
Good Dad Jokes
1- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
2- Why was Nala so upset with Simba?
He was always lion.
3- Apparently you can’t use beef stew as a password..
I guess it’s not stroganoff.
4- Why did the apple watch lose the fight to the grandfather clock?
The clock had hands.
5- What’s a tree’s favorite condiment?
6- What happens when you eat aluminum foil?
You sheet metal.
7- What’s snoop dog’s favorite cereal?
8- Did you hear about the restaurant that’s on the moon?
Has amazing food, no atmosphere.
9- Why did the bird make the cover of GQ magazine?
Because he was so fly.
10- My dog used to chase people on bike a lot..
It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
11- What’s Lil Wayne’s favorite greeting?
12- Why do you call two guys hanging on a window?
Kurt and Rod.
13- Who’s the best dancer in church?
14- Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
15- What do you call a quadruple amputee laying by your front door?
16- Today at the bank, this old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
17- How did the pizza escape oven?
18- What do you call a blind dinosaur?