Horrible Dad Jokes That Can Make You Laugh Hilariously

Here are the most horrible dad jokes 2021. This group of dad jokes contains 12 jokes that can make you laugh hilariously. For more funny dad jokes, Check this out: Dark Dad Jokes, Christmas Dad Jokes, Dirty Dad Jokes 2021.

 

Horrible Dad Jokes

1- What do you call a buff dad?

GYM.

 

2- How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running J.K, Rowling.

 

3- Why were the sodas mad after the basketball game?

Sierra Mist.

 

4- I have the heart of a lion. and now also a lifetime ban to the San Diego zoo.

 

5- What does Santa Claus do at the annual Christmas fashion show?

He Sleighs!

 

6- Today my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?”

I actually burst into tears, Because he’s 10 now. And should know my name is Dave.

 

7- What part of the body never wins?

De feet.

 

8- Where do you take someone who’s injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

The! I see you.

 

9- What part of the body always wins?

The wiener.

 

10- What has five toes, but isn’t your foot?

My foot.

 

11- What did Mike Tyson tell me when I told him he was acting a fool?

That’s ludacrith.

 

12- Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu, You just get what you deserve.